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The Naruto Theory: Every time the plot gets emotional, Naruto has to ruin the moment with "BELIEVE IT!".

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welllll let's see.... funny, weird, hyper but trying not to show, bit of a nerd, eat a lot, not fat.... stuff like that. Oh yea!I'm forgetful and I don't take things too seriously. (except in food situations hehe)
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January 02

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English Phrase / Chinese Translation
 
1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong
2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao
4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King
5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan
7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat
9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim
10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King
12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo
14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka
15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

The Laws of....

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in
water and covered with soap, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you do not want to be seen.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone
that a machine will not work, it will.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you
really like, they will stop making it

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will l ast until the coffee is cold.

 Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or
you will have to pee.

Law of probability:
The probability of being watched
is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.


Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now
(Works every time)



New Year!

Uh yes I know I'm a day late but cmon its just 1 hour and 30 mins.
Anyway I'm wishing a happy new year to everyone so enjoy life while it lasts *cough* suckers *cough*!
 
Updating:
Well yesterday I went and saw the fireworks at Harbour Bridge (yeh the one you saw on tv). lol some guy went so high he fell into the water. Hope he said a happy new year to the sharks before they ate him.......
nah just kidding.
 
So anyway basically school starts again on the 31st of this month so I have about a month to sleep til 12:00, play games, run around, watch tv constantly, be my usual retarded self etc. and then it'll be back to Gemmy in the legendary 'Nerd Mode'.
Its gonna be Year 9 this year so buckle up lazys cause the teachers'll be wracking your brains for answers to questions you haven't even heard of. Good luck with that.
 
And to my friends at AIMS I regret to say I will not be going back this xmas. And no, dont give me that look cause I'm pissed too. Something about PR crap.
I miss you all.
Really, I do.
 
So HAPPY NEW YEAR to all humans.
Peace.
 
 
March 10

Welcome thingy..... what's it called?

Hiya peoples! How are ya? This thing is so crappy I can't even work it properly. Give me some time.... I'll figure it out.
For those peoples who managed to spend a few minutes of their time to drop by, I thank you. (For all the other bitches and bastards.....
oh well... you get the point.) Feel free to look around.  
 
Anyway I would just like to say that all Naruto fans are welcome here.
...and so is everyone else, of course.
 
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